Comedy Dave, of the Chris Moyles Show
Dave complained to Mark Chapman one Sunday morning, that a Robin keeps pooing on his car. He explained he'd found out male Robins mark their territory this way and it wouldn't stop doing it. Loosely, the text messages into the studio included:
How does it feel to be emasculated by a tiny little male Robin as he constantly shows you who's the boss every time you turn your back and go inside Dave?
Count yourself lucky it wasn't a peacock.
One day you'll look back and laugh.
Come on Dave.
(At this point, amid laughter in the studio, Dave asked people to stop texting in about the Robin problem.)
Mark Chapman (Chappers or Chopper) ace sports news reader and micky taker on the Scott Mills Show
Chappers said he couldn't bare to sit down on public lavatory toilet seats. Among the micky taking was:
Chappers stands up to poo.
He's such a man.
